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Well hopefully the curse works for tonights NBA playoff game folks!!! Hopefully Chris Bosh, TJ Ford, Andrea Bargnani, Anthony Parker, Jose Calderon and the rest of the Toronto Raptors show up tonight for coach Sam Mitchell against the Orlando Magic, led by NBA all-stars, Dwight “Superman” Howard, Hedo Turkoglu, Rashard Lewis, and Jameer Nelson. Sorry I can’t write much write now, I am on my way to my favorite British Pub to watch the game. The Raptors really need the W tonight, so lets go Raptors!!! Superman must die!!
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April 28th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
LETS GO RAPTORS!!!
April 28th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Ummm, dude, magic are going to win
April 28th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
o.k. so my hometown Raptors failed to advance past arch rival the Magic….I guess Black Magic doesn’t work afterall….I gotta sharpen up on this voodoo thing, perhaps a trip to Haiti is in my future!!….Luckily I didn’t use my curse to help my beloved Timberwolves, then I would be really distraught!
Kayvon of KayvonTV fame
April 29th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Well that didn’t work!! Too bad Howard is a monster and Turkoglu is the best open shooter in the NBA, Jameer Nelson also outplayed both of your point guards.
What the Raptors need way more then a destroyed Magic basketball is rebounding, defence, and a working time machine, so the Raps can go back to draft night 2007, and take a flyer on Andrea Bargnani, to select Lamarcus Aldridge, Brendan Roy, or Rudy Gay.
The Raptors also have to fire Sam Mitchell, a defensive minded, tuff as nails coach, who doesn’t seem to gel with Toronto’s wide open, play no defense, shot the three style of play.
Hopefully they will unload Joey Graham and TJ Ford in the off-season and maybe get a big man in return.
Bryan Colangelo honeymoon is over, and he better start making good moves in the off-season or else Raptor fans will be screaming for the return of Rob Babcock (who built the current roster, Colangelo gets all the credit but he didn’t draft Bosh, Calderon, or Ford. Babcock even cleared the Raptors roster of that crybaby Vince “Wince” Carter.)
In fact I am willing to bet that Babcock, Grunwald, or even Isiah Thomas would not have picked a stiff like Andrea Bargnani number one overall.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:41 am
What a piece of shit you are, you got players to take their spare time and sign a ball which you burned? You classless pieces of shit got what you deserved, your asses kicked straight out of the playoffs.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:51 am
fkn losers,get a life.toronto crapers do not deserve a mercy.
congrats to d12 and the boys,way to go!!!!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 3:09 am
Way to Go Kayvon!!! You did your best to secure the Raptors victory, it is not your fault that the team can’t rebound!!
April 30th, 2008 at 3:41 am
Poor Millionaires “wasting” their spare time~~
April 30th, 2008 at 5:31 am
Good Clip….but RAPTORS SUCK!!
April 30th, 2008 at 5:52 am
OK
April 30th, 2008 at 10:00 am
LOL u suckers, bunch of crap. U fuckin losers just did what u do best, lose. Those fuck things won’t work get a bloody life.
April 30th, 2008 at 10:03 am
And btw. U MORON SUCK hedo just destryoed with an almost-triple-double. Go learn some basketball u ignorant shit.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:54 am
The Almighty Kayvon!!! Great Video bud, keep up the awesome work!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
you fckin idiots!!!
after magic screwing you that bad, do you still not believe in MAGIC????
wtf are you anyway, canadian or brit
April 30th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
lol. are you fucking kidding me? i doubt this kayvon douche has ever gotten laid in his life. who the fuck are you fucking squeaky voiced pussy. wow, that was an incredible video that portrays who lives in Canada. Seriously, you had to walk up to the biggest douches outside that place and make them degrade your Raptors even more by just talking. AHAHAHA gg.
And what the fuck, how stupid do you have to be. Stomping a basketball?!??! AHAHAH lots of damage your doing there. gg. calderon is a bitch
April 30th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Calderon is the best young PG in the NBA, outside of Chris Paul.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Wow… That’s one pathetic attempt at cursing the magic? Maybe you should try some next year if you ever make it
April 30th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Well… where you went totally wrong, was the fact that you actually wish the Magic good luck. I beleive you said that to Rashard Lewis after he signed the ball. So you just screwed yourself, the point of the video, and your home team (although its Toronto and not Britain).
Next time, you might want to tell players “Go piss off” or “I hope you lose”….. try that on Lebron, I would love to see you piss off the opposition and have them bounce your team around.
Seriously, “K” just stick being a fan and hoping the best for the teams you like. Instead of trying to curse teams, like your failed curse on the Magic. And try walking upright, you remind me of Smeegle.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah all i can do is laugh. GO MAGIC!!!!! i guess it’s really true that everyone is a fucking retard. lick em you losers lol GOOOOOOOOO MAGGGGGGGGGIC!!!!!! bosh sucks.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Kayvon your show Rocks!!! Don’t listen to these “MICKEY MOUSE” raised Orlando people…You are the man!!…beside what the fuck has Orlando ever won as a city? I mean Orlando is just strip malls and theme parks, WTF?
April 30th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I guess people have no sense of humor in the Magic kingdom. Lighten up people, Kayvon don’t listen to the hate
April 30th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Actually , I do apologize for my earlier comments.
Just learned out that most of the toronto lovers are retarded. Instead of bashing you retards, we should support any of your idiotics attempts to be normal.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Raptors fans, actually all canadians are pathetic losers. Howard the coward? He raped your stupid brains. What a bunch of pussies.
p.s: This kid is extremely annoying. if I ever come across this kid, I’m going to beat the crap out of him.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
All you dumb asses can just suck it. Forget about basketball and stick to what you do best, hockey. Oh wait, there is only one Canadian team left and they aren’t the maple leafs.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Kayvon I love you and your show, these people are just plain fools!
April 30th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
wow…can i have the last 6 minutes of my life back??? yeah you’ll win the next three? tell me how the rest of your dream went. you classless piece of shit…bring your ass down here the next timeyour pussies wanna get their ass beat…see what happens to you
April 30th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Steve,
“Kayvon your show Rocks!!! Don’t listen to these “MICKEY MOUSE” raised Orlando people…You are the man!!…beside what the fuck has Orlando ever won as a city? I mean Orlando is just strip malls and theme parks, WTF?”
I am guessing you are from Toronto just b/c you are the biggest fagget ever. I mean, the fact that you can watch anything this Kayvon doucheface broadcasts and enjoy it just says boundaries to your mental intelligence.
Who the fuck cares what Orlando has ever won. Your from Toronto or better yet Canada, stfu. Go back to your hole and keep praying the NFL gives you a team so you have a reason to live.
Just strip malls and theme parks, eh? Damn right bitch. We live in Florida, fuck yea. I don’t know about your pale, french, pathetic ass but I would rather visit any theme park in Florida than spend 1 hour in your shitty weather. Go back to your fishing hole and drink a moose knuckle. And btw, have you ever been to FL? I guess you have b/c you would realize how sexy the girls are down hear. Another reason to attend theme parks and visit strip malls. I mean what is it? Like 1 girl to every ten guys up there? Factoring out the times when its really a guy who looks like a chick put your Canadian brain won’t realize until you wake up in the morning and see a dick. gg
April 30th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
# Nutty Says:
April 30th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I guess people have no sense of humor in the Magic kingdom. Lighten up people, Kayvon don’t listen to the hate
# Julie Says:
April 30th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Kayvon I love you and your show, these people are just plain fools!
Nutty and Julie,
No hate. But if you seriously find anything this guy does at all funny, you lives must be in the shitter. Or you live in Canada. Correlation: 100%
April 30th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
hey lolz, have you ever even been to Canada? Our women are all very sexy, there is more then enough to go round, and we DON’T all speak french.
Stop taking out your anger at the fact that your city will always be in the shadow of REAL Florida cities like Miami, Jacksonville, and Tampa Bay.
Bet Toronto will get a football team way before your denny’s eating, I-90 driving ass ever does!!
Now go on back to your “all you can eat” buffets and your “President” Bush and leave Kayvon alone.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
^^lol at this clown. Tampa Bay is not a city, it’s a body of water you moron. Jacksonville a real city? It’s a big redneck town, and Miami is almost not even a part of America anymore since 80% of the people there speak spanish. Good try though, and enjoy the Raptors offseason and watching the Magic play in the playoffs.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:19 am
im never going to canada.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:34 am
KAYVON UR FUKKIN HILARIOUS !!!! KEEP UP WITH THE CLIPS !!!!
May 1st, 2008 at 8:04 am
Your an absolute embarrasment mate.
Here’s to hoping you never come back home to England, would love to see you do this outside a soccer game and get beat the shit out of. Shame Magic tore you guys up eh, lets see if you progress through the first round of the playoffs any time soon.
May 1st, 2008 at 8:10 am
haha your girls are sexy? how can you tell when they’re all wearing big ass jackets and hoods and shit??? down here you can tell because we have this thing called a beach like an hour drive from orlando…you ever heard of one of those? i guess not because in your spare time you dumbfucks make videos like this…yeah howard sucks that’s why he fucked up your entire organization, starting with the coach and so on…go back to singing your dumb fuckin national anthem…o canada? FAGnation
May 1st, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Ha Ha Ha….This shit seems to have really ticked of you bunch of you I-90 driving, Sunburnt rednecks off!!….You guys relize that the last time I was in Florida I blinked and MISSED Orlando!!…..Do you even have a downtown?……Your area really sucks….much like the b-ball players you produce (Vince Carter)……you guys are all a bunch of sucky crybabies…..I am willing to bet %85 percent of you work at your local Denny’s and/or Waffle House, while the other %15 percent work at a theme park…..come on Chaz, Russell, LOLZ, Cappacappa and the rest of you idiot Magic fans, just admit that your occupation is to dress up as Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Pluto, etc and entertain the kids…….that is when you are not too busy watching your “great” Orlando Magic play basketball…….You rep a Pathetic part of Florida, a place that gave us such “talents” as Britney Spears, Vince Carter, and Justin Timberlake…..Your town has no NFL, MLB, or NHL teams, you guys are too far down in ‘red-neck” nascar country, shit I would bet that you guys all “loved” the last Will Farrell movie, you guys are nothing but backwards Jeb Bush supportors……Now go watch your Orlando Sun Rays play A ball, I got a Blue Jay game to go to!!
May 1st, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Boshterovic= Idiot.
People from Toronto= New York Wannabes.
May 1st, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Canada is like the boring 2nd floor apartment above a really good party.
May 1st, 2008 at 8:45 pm
What exactly is in Toronto except snow, syrup, hockey, and Celine Deion?
May 1st, 2008 at 9:26 pm
It so funny watching this after WE won the series, and right now you are all crying in your Canadian tuxedos.
May 1st, 2008 at 10:19 pm
I’m sorry Raptor fans. Not only am I the ugliest creepiest looking player in the NBA, but I also just allowed the Magic to analy rape us in 5 games. I heard that Howard guy had three straight 20/20’s at home, that hasn’t been done in over 40 years since Wilt did it. Oh well, I guess I have the entire offseason to get massive plastic surgery so I no longer look like a bobble head doll with a 10 inch noise and pubic hair on my face. I also want to counsel the first group of people interviewed in this video because they haven’t figured out they are white yet. That pretty much wraps up my offseason plans, hopefully next year I’m not so creepy looking and we learn how to play without flopping every five seconds. Oh and Bosh’s softball size adams apple says hello. Go Raptors!
May 1st, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Kayvon Keep it up buddy, You are a true Toronto icon!!
May 1st, 2008 at 10:51 pm
these Magic fans have no sense of humor!! bunch of wussies
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:35 am
I grew up in Orlando and while I will agree we have a disproportionite amount of Denny’s per square mile, I think you might want to focus on the fact that our only pro franchise just cut off your teams junk with a butter knife using a bottle of Captain Morgan’s as a pain killer. Look, I’ve been to Canada and I think it’s a beautiful country. But with the exception of the french canadiens (who truly have the worst case of mass identity crisis I’ve ever scene) all of you secretly want to be America’s 51st state.
By the way, I’ve dated a couple of Canadien women. Both were sweet, beautiful women. But thier idea of a hot steamy night was cuddling up next to the TV and watching “Northern Exposure” while eating breakfast for dinner. Something you can get at any of the 450 Denny’s locations in the Orlando area before going out to any of the 100’s of clubs and having a great time. And you don’t have to wear a bear skin jacket and 15 sweaters to do it. Then the next morning you can nurse your hangover on the beach with a bloody mary and the chick you picked up at the club the night before. Sorry to say, our basketball team is better than yours, and so is our city.
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:41 am
By the way I have no clue where you came up with I-90. I-4 runs from Daytona through Orlando into Tampa, and if your gonna make fun of something make fun of that, because that highway sucks worse than Bryan Adams Greatest Hits.
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:36 am
None of these idiots has even been to Toronto, like we don’t have clubs, LOL, DPOPE: U R A LOSER!!…..Kayvon U rock!!! Fuk Florida!!
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:19 am
smooth move losers, magic won
bring on detroit
gotta go im gonna be late for work at my company, which is in orlando and a forbes 500
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:38 am
Wow.. lot’s of bitter people.. from both sides.
It doesn’t matter where you’re from, folks - there are good people everywhere you go! Toronto fans were loud and proud, you have to hand it to them. Orlando fans are just waking up from a 12 year coma, we’re doing pretty good now that we’re all thawed out!
All in all, it was a good, hard-fought series. Good luck in the future.
Peace -
and Go Magic!
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:23 am
I am amused that Raptor’s fans are trash talking after being trashed by the mighty Magic, I guess it’s the only thing you poor guys have left.
Have a nice summer, does it ever get warm up there?
Go Magic!!
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:39 am
How many canuks does it take to pop a basketball? 20???
How many canuks does it take to burn a basketball? lol
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:47 am
I thought this might help tone down the rhetoric:
I grew up in Orlando and while I will agree we have a disproportionite amount of Denny’s per square mile, I think you might want to focus on the fact that our only pro franchise just cut off your teams junk with a butter knife using a bottle of Captain Morgan’s as a pain killer. Look, I’ve been to Canada and I think it’s a beautiful country. But with the exception of the french canadiens (who truly have the worst case of mass identity crisis I’ve ever scene) all of you secretly want to be America’s 51st state.
By the way, I’ve dated a couple of Canadien women. Both were sweet, beautiful women. But thier idea of a hot steamy night was cuddling up next to the TV and watching “Northern Exposure” while eating breakfast for dinner. Something you can get at any of the 450 Denny’s locations in the Orlando area before going out to any of the 100’s of clubs and having a great time. And you don’t have to wear a bear skin jacket and 15 sweaters to do it. Then the next morning you can nurse your hangover on the beach with a bloody mary and the chick you picked up at the club the night before. Sorry to say, our basketball team is better than yours, and so is our city.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:03 am
LOL, Orlando is pretty lame, but it’s funny to here a canuk lable Orlando backwards. Last time I was in Canada, I saw people, as in plural, as in common place, driving around the “city” with dead animals & antlers strapped to the hood of their cars. They don’t even do that in Arkansas & West Virginia.
Don’t get so worked up… it’s almost a bit funny. Imagine having all those pro sports teams at your fingertips and still beign shown up by poor little touristy Orlando.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:17 am
Hi,
This is Mickey Mouse, Orlando is my home and I am concerned about some comments made by some of your Canadian’s towards it.
Yes I drive the 1-90, Yes I eat at Denny’s, and Yes I support Jeb Bush!
I am outraged by the burning of my favorite NBA team’s autographed ball, How could you do such a thing, Donald was so mad that he nearly killed Huey and Doey, he then did a couple lines of coke and raped Louie.
On belhalf of everyone one of us in the Magic Kingdom, I want to remind KayvonTV that we have no collective sense of humor as a ciy, so please don’t attempt anything like this again, the consenquences could be deadly in imagination land. I haven’t even shown Pluto the clip yet,
So Canada, Please Have A Heart, Save a Mouse Today, and ban KayvonTV forever,
Yours Truely,
Mickey Mouse
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:21 am
And Toronto has?
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Wow, thats amazing.
Orlando isn’t filled with Rednecks. Its diverse if you ever been here. I’d like this person to pay a visit to Hiawassee, Carvor Shores, Pine Hills, and especially Tangelo Park. He will never be seen again.
Crybabies? Well…I’m too grown to cry and last I checked, I was American, not Canadian…living in the strongest nation of the world, not in America’s hat.
Just admit that your kids? Last time I checked, insulting people “IS” childish. What are you doing again?
We work at where? We have many businesses in Orlando and we aren’t a boring city. If you’ve ever been here, you would know that Universal is the favorite by the locals.
Pathetic part of Florida? Are you kidding me, we’re the one of the richest parts of the world. What does Toronto rank………….infinity?
Jeb Bush isn’t our Governor anymore genius LOL!!!
Vince Carter is the best dunker in the history of the game of basketball. NFL? MLB? NHL? We always will have our college football and only a true redneck would know who Will Farrell is.
We produced sucky basketball players?
Vince Carter!!
Our Downtown area sucks? I’ll give you that but its getting back on its feet with a few high rise condos and renovations to Church Street plus the Magic’s new upcoming Arena.
I-90??????????????????????????????????????? Where the hell is that?!! Last time I checked it was I-9…………..5!!!!!! This guy should be put in a book with geniuses.
May 4th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Toronto is way better city then Orlando! we got Kayvon!!
May 4th, 2008 at 10:07 am
After reading these comments, I think it is just a shame that the Americans have revealed their ignorance, arrogance and prejudice. Is it necessary to trash an entire people and a country just to discuss a basketball game?
It is so sad and pathetic.
May 4th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Kayvon, what you did was unsportsmanlike conduct and you should just admit you showed poor judgment in ruining the ball. That’s not how Canadians treat neighbours, not even American ones.
May 4th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Kayvon didn’t do anything if you watch the video, it’s Raps fans who destroyed the ball. Raps fans acted how fans of any sports team who on the eve of a big time play-off match.
I think Orlando must be filled with a bunch of cry babies who are ignorant, and filled with anti-Canadian sentiment.
May 4th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Well Kayvon, You have done it, Mickey Mouse has commited suicide. He tried to reach out to you to take the clip down to no avail.
Don’t you care that what you have done have caused meyhiem in Disney World? I mean like I have been trying to get Dwights Howards autograph for the past 5 years, watching you burn one was heartbreaking.
I am off to Denny’s for the wake, Please take the clip down, there has already been enough tragedy in the Magic Kingdom for now,
Donald Duck
p.s. The Pistons are whipping the Magic’s asses right now, and I really should be more concerned with that, but at night all I can really think about is KayvonTV
May 4th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Haahaaha…So your all grown-ups??? ..Should use some of that energy to support what really is needed…like ummm…world peace!!!..~ Peace
May 4th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
well you wanna pick on orlando and the magic? Let me just say bring kayvon tv to Philly or New York and try and do that shit when the rapros are on the road and lets see what happens. Never do that kinda stupid thing again. Note get your players right next time “moses malone” calling him mailman. i bet you would call Dwight spiderman
May 4th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
American’s clearly do not get the humor in KayvonTV, maybe they should just still to Will Farrell movies, bunch of dumb hicks!!
May 4th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
It’s just an autographed ball you know! all you people are so stupid, autographs are one of the most clear example of how backwards North American society is, I would like to stick all you Orlando fans in Baghdad, with the autographed basketball, 2 see if the ball would come in handy then.
It’s just autographs you American idiots, your acting like Kavyon burned a US flag or something, grow up, get a life, and stop taking everything so serious,
btw, THE PISTONS ARE GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!
May 4th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
not only is that classless, its completely moronic……u just destroyed a basketball that eventually will be worth a few hundred bucks…..this is canada were talking about, theyre not the brightest people………he may be a kid, but every damn canadian he went up to thought his idea was so great and couldnt wait to join in on the fun, if that was happening in boston, either me or ne1 else with half a brain would smack the shit outta his ugly ass and take the ball and put it up on ebay or suttin not burn it like a dumb canuck……agreed, he doesnt speak for the whole city, but that only realistically is allowed to happen in canada, and then such a stupid faggot is allowed to have some pointless canadian website that all dumb canadians visit and prolly think is funny………………the things u mentioned ARE worse, but at least we have the BALLS enough to confront the players, this canadian pussy is politely asking for autographs, then defacing it on camera and posting it on a website, apparently some pathetic attempt to make friends/be cool…………..you clearly make a foolish generalization in when u state we are the stupidest people on earth, for electing bush who has an iq of 0 but im pretty sure he realizes that hence hes never written a speech and ALWAYS has a brilliant cabinet behind him…..while canadians attempt to protect and serve streets with these chumps called “mounties” who ride fuckin horses n shit mountie wtf is that sounds like a gay porn star or some shit get the fuck outta here wit that weak canadian shit EHHHHH!!!………….if u cant tell by now, i hate canada……CANADA SUXXXXXX!!
If u plan to respond, PLEASE tell me what Canadas done recently to advance technology/the world in even the slightest possible way……ur a bunch of bitches n ur our fuckin puppets when we say jump u say how high…..the only thing they r good at is border control and they run that shit like its a fuckin terrorist port or sumthin u cant even go to that bitch ass country if u had like a misdemeanor 7 years ago…..also say what you want about bush but at least u know our leader who the fuck knows who leads canada….better yet, who the fuck cares?!?!?!
CANADA BLOWSSSSSSS…..and thats pretty much all i have to say about that
May 5th, 2008 at 1:30 am
It’s rude- yes, obnoxious- yes, unnecessary - yes. This is called..”How far can I push…?” It is not a full representation of Canada nor of Canadians.
I, as a U.S. citizen living in Canada… though disappointed in this particular expression of media am even more disappointed in the ignorance (not to mention language) of my fellow countrymen.
For shame on all of you.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Seems the curse finally worked!! alas a bit to late for my beloved Raptors!! Superman is dead!!
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Wow, ur videos are outrageous.. But speaking as a NBA in person autograph collector for u to destroy a Dwight Howard autograph ball is something I WOULD never do… But whatever, I am sure u have another Howard signature since he is one of the easiest signatures to get.
Also, I am expecting a Moses Malone follow up video next season!